I’m sure the makers of “my little pony” have run out of names for the silly little horses that look like they are breeding in my house. We are all aware of rainbow dash, pinkie pie and twilight sparkle. They’re like the leaders, been around for years. But there’s a new guard, series 54 of the little stallions had a surprising name.
I think calling an orange pony with pictures of fruit on its bottom “Apple Blossom” is actually quite cute, but this is too far…..Apple fritter! Eh? That’s not cute, it just makes me hungry and now I’m hunting high and low in toy shops for “Rhubarb crumble” and “Spotted Dick”