Easter crackers? Easter crackers? What the hell are they?? I knew we’d all gone nuts around Valentine’s Day when you could even buy a love heart card for your Nan but now Easter crackers! Cant we just be happy with a chocolate egg? When I was little, my mum used to get a box of 6 real eggs down and we’d blow the white and the yolk out of a tiny pin prick then paint and decorate the shell. 
Do we really need sheep and bunny bunting? Can’t we just be happy making a bonnet that’s too big for us and looks like a farm has been sick on it any more?
Easter crackers? Will they have dire jokes like they do on December 25th? What does a cracker have to do with Easter? 
Nah, we’ll leave them for Christmas yeah?! 

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